The Long Drop Theory

I dont think I've told you all of the FINE technology the Greek Army offers its loyal soldiers. Well, when it comes to sanitation, its pretty average..average as in..."We're trying to get you ready for the bundus" average. The last time I saw a Long drop was the one we built at a camp when I was in primary school. But here we are....in the army...squatting way down there to have a lekker "kak" (dump).

Anyways, it is impossible to avoid this phenomenon in the greek Army. Coz you simply cant hold it it in that long. Meaning that you gotta learn to squat and let it rip! And this process requires technique and some serious aiming for your own good. Coz sometimes doing number 1 and number 2 at the same time just aint that simple. So yeh, it takes some time before your perfect the process and come out feeling like you're GOOD,CLEAN, and FRESH...tra lalalala.

What really has made me confused is that for years Greeks have been having their vendettas against the Turks and even the sole purpose of the Greek Army is to defend itself and be ready for Turkish Invasion. (Which I think is one of the dumbest explanations coz some soldiers forget to load their G3A3 before shoot and struggle finding the safety.



Eish! I don know about you but this really makes me wonder...

Anyways....I'm really missing the kak-houses in SA. Its normal and you can sit in peace and read your FHM.

Right?

Bloooooooooooooooops!!!!